Why husbands avoid questions!
Wife: what would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Hus: No
W: why not? Don’t you like being married?
H: Of course I do.
W: then why wouldn’t you marry?
H: Ok, I’d get married again.
W: Would you live in our house
H: yes it’s a great house.
W: would you let her drive my car?
H: yes it’s almost new.
W: would you give her my jewelry?
H: no I’m sure she would want her own.
W: would she wear my shoes
H: No her size is 6.
W: silence…
H: Shit!!!