Man: I need poison.
Chemist: I can’t sell until you have prescription
Man shows his wedding card.
Chemist: Bus kar pagle, rulayega kya, badi bottle du ya choti…
Man: I need poison.
Chemist: I can’t sell until you have prescription
Man shows his wedding card.
Chemist: Bus kar pagle, rulayega kya, badi bottle du ya choti…
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