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There are two types of husbands...

There are two types of husbands,

First Type : Calm, Handsome, Responsible, Understanding, Caring, Loving, One who listens to wife...
Second Type: Your own husband...

Height of Optimism…

A man married his own secretary, thinking that she will still follow his orders as before!!!

Every husband is a farmer...

Every husband is a farmer by default.
His survival solely depends on 'Agree' culture
And 'Agree' culture increases GDP(Gross Domestic Peace)

Success is always a result of continuous and persistent efforts...

A stone is broken by the last stroke of a hammer. However, that doesn’t mean that the first stroke was useless.
Success is always a result of continuous and persistent efforts. Always believe that best is yet to come.

Each work has to pass through these stages

“Each work has to pass through these stages—ridicule, opposition, and then acceptance.

Those who think ahead of their time are sure to be misunderstood.”

― Swami Vivekananda

Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men...

Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!

There are 3 kinds of men in this world...

There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened...

If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it...

Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..

Why can't Women Drive well...

Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them...

Do you know why women love shoes...

Q - Do you know why women love shoes? 👠
Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes...

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.

Whisky is a brilliant invention...

Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.

Compromising does not mean you are wrong...

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life...

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood.

How is your headache...

Doctor : How is your headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.

why are u home so early...

Wife : "why are u home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Intelligent Husband...

Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
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Husband - Where are you going ?
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Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife - Now where are you going ?
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Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
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Wife - And what about the kids ?
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Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.

Strong minds discuss ideas...

"Strong minds discuss ideas,
average minds discuss events,
weak minds discuss people."
- Socrates

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