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A cockroach's last words to a man who was about to kill him.

"Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You are jealous of me because your wife is afraid of me and not of you!!!"
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Every weakness you have is an opportunity for God to show his strength in your life.

My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.
- 2 Corinthians 12:9
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Don't carry your mistakes around with you.
Instead, place them under your feet and use them as stepping stones. Never regret.
If it is good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience!
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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
―Albert Einstein
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Argument with a women is like reading the software license agreement.
At the end, you will ignore everything and will say "I Agree".