A new element added to the periodic table.
Name: Wife
Symbol: wi
Atomic weight: Don’t even dare to ask!
Physical properties: Boils at anytime, can freeze at anytime, melts if handled with love and care, very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very reactive, highly unstable, posses strong affinity for gold, diamond, platinum, clothes and other precious items, Money reducing agent, volatile when left alone.
Occurrence: Mostly found in front of mirror.