Women Are Great Messages

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Height of Optimism…

A man married his own secretary, thinking that she will still follow his orders as before!!!

Why can't Women Drive well...

Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them...

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes...

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.

Drunken man was stopped by the police around 1 am...

Drunken man was stopped by the police around 1 am and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse and its effect on my health!"

Officer: Really..? Sounds interesting, who is giving that lecture at this time of night..?

Man replies "My Wife!!!"

What is marriage...

Daughter: What is marriage?

Mom: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.

A cockroach's last words to a man who was about to kill him...

A cockroach's last words to a man who was about to kill him.

"Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You are jealous of me because your wife is afraid of me and not of you!!!"

God created man before woman...

God created man before woman,
Woman was taken out of man, not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled under foot, but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved...
Happy Women's Day!

A lady’s Facebook status...

A lady’s Facebook status!
We met,
Fell madly in love,
Got engaged,
Had a lovely time,
Then things turned sour and we separated.
And divorced!!
What a busy weekend it was!!!

Seeing a cockroach on your bed is nothing actually…

Seeing a cockroach on your bed is nothing actually…
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The real problem starts when it disappears…!!!

Every Wife knows...

FUNTASTIC FACT:
The human body has 1 Lakh 39 Thousand nerves ! ...
And Every Wife knows how 2 get on every single 1 of them!!!!

Men are like Bluetooth...

Men are like "Bluetooth"
He is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for another when you are away.

Women are like Wi-Fi...

Women are like "Wi-Fi"
She sees all available devices but connects with the strongest one.