Naughty Messages

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Ever since I met you...

Ever since I met you...
no one else is worth thinking about.

If you be my star...

If you be my star...
I will be your sky.

If I act weird around you...

If I act weird around you,
then that means I like you enough to be myself.

Boy: you look exactly like my wife...

Boy: you look exactly like my wife.
Girl: oh! What’s your wife’s name?
Boy: I am yet not married...
New method to propose…

Boy got rejected and girl got selected in interview...

Boy got rejected and girl got selected in interview for the same reason.
.
Think
.
Reason: They both had first button of their shirt opened in front of the interviewer.

There will always be a reason why you meet people...

There will always be a reason why you meet people.
Either you need them to change your life or you are the one who will change theirs.

If you fail, never give up because...

If you fail, never give up because...
FAIL means "First Attempt in Learning"
End is not the end, in fact END means "Effort Never Dies"
If you get No as an answer, remember NO means "Next Opportunity"
So let’s be positive.

In a cricket match, one beautiful girl made...

Limit of smartness:
In a cricket match, one beautiful girl made Indian flag on her cheeks.
A smart boy came and kissed her cheeks and said.
“I love my India”

Heart received “Love”...

Heart received “Love”
Mind received “Knowledge”
Ear received “Music”
Eyes received “Beauty”
But only special people received my sweet messages.

Suppose you meet me on the road one day...

Suppose you meet me on the road one day...
And that day is my birthday, and you have no money...
But you want to give me a gift.
What would you give?
Send me a cute answer...

Boy got rejected and girl got selected...

Boy got rejected and girl got selected in interview for the same reason.
.
Think
.
Reason: They both had first button of their shirt opened in front of the interviewer.

Suppose my left cheek is lunch and right cheek is dinner...

Girl: Suppose my left cheek is lunch and right cheek is dinner, what would you like to have?
Boy: I would like to have lots of snacks between lunch and dinner!!!

Is there any festival which can be celebrated every day...

A sweet expression of love:
A girl asked a boy: is there any festival which can be celebrated every day
Boy replied: wait till you fall in love with me...

Relationship with a good person is like sugarcane...

Relationship with a good person is like sugarcane!!
Break it, Crush it, Squeeze it or even beat or grind it, still you will get only sweetness...

Best medicine in our world without any side effect is...

Best medicine in our world without any side effect is Smiling Face...
I pray that this will be always with you as a good medicine...

Time and smile are two critical things in life...

Time and smile are two critical things in life...
Sometimes time makes us forget how to smile...
Sometimes someone’s smile makes us forget time!

When you love, you get hurt...

Love theory:
When you love, you get hurt...
When you get hurt, you will hate...
When you hate, you try to forget...
When you try to forget, you start missing...
When you start missing, eventually you fall in love!!!

Love is not winning someone but is losing you to someone...

Love is not winning someone but is losing you to someone.
When you are loved by someone, it is not because of excellence of your mind
but due to the purity of your heart...

Missing you is my HOBBY...

Missing you is my HOBBY...
Caring you is my JOB...
Make you happy is my DREAM...
Pray for you is my DUTY...
AND
To keep friendship with you is my LIFE...