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There are two types of husbands...

There are two types of husbands,

First Type : Calm, Handsome, Responsible, Understanding, Caring, Loving, One who listens to wife...
Second Type: Your own husband...

Every husband is a farmer...

Every husband is a farmer by default.
His survival solely depends on 'Agree' culture
And 'Agree' culture increases GDP(Gross Domestic Peace)

Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men...

Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!

There are 3 kinds of men in this world...

There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened...

If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it...

Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..

Why can't Women Drive well...

Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them...

Do you know why women love shoes...

Q - Do you know why women love shoes? 👠
Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..

Whisky is a brilliant invention...

Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.

Compromising does not mean you are wrong...

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life...

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood.

How is your headache...

Doctor : How is your headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.

why are u home so early...

Wife : "why are u home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
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Husband - Where are you going ?
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Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife - Now where are you going ?
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Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
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Wife - And what about the kids ?
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Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.

Drunken man was stopped by the police around 1 am...

Drunken man was stopped by the police around 1 am and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse and its effect on my health!"

Officer: Really..? Sounds interesting, who is giving that lecture at this time of night..?

Man replies "My Wife!!!"

Argument with a women is like...

Argument with a women is like reading the software license agreement.
At the end, you will ignore everything and will say "I Agree".

Wife’s are like...

Wife’s are like “Terms and Conditions” Of A Website!
We will Never Understand What She Says But we will always accept!!

A man who surrenders even when he is right is...

A man who surrenders when he is wrong is Honest.
A man who surrenders when he is not sure is Wise.
A man who surrenders even when he is right is a Husband!

Can i make a call to my wife...

A man in hell asked Devil: Can i make a call to my wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: No need. Hell to hell is free...

Man outside the phone booth...

Man outside the phone booth :- Excuse me, you are simply holding phone since 20 minutes and haven't spoken a word.
Man inside :- I am talking to my wife.
Man outside :- OK Sorry!!!

Why husbands avoid questions...

Why husbands avoid questions!
Wife: what would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Hus: No
W: why not? Don’t you like being married?
H: Of course I do.
W: then why wouldn’t you marry?
H: Ok, I’d get married again.
W: Would you live in our house
H: yes it’s a great house.
W: would you let her drive my car?
H: yes it’s almost new.
W: would you give her my jewelry?
H: no I’m sure she would want her own.
W: would she wear my shoes
H: No her size is 6.
W: silence…
H: Shit!!!

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